#kind of

[blessthosewhocurseyou]

I would hang that in my house if I could

[dreamsteddie]

I truly believe in my heart of hearts that when Steve gets past like...25 years old he puts on a good amount of weight, gives up on contacts, and becomes the thick, hairy man he was always meant to be.

And he fucking loves it.

In fact, I think when someone points out the way his body has changed he gives them the nastiest, most confused stink eye and basically says "and what about it?"

Steve actually becomes even more confident than before because not only does he love the new look, but the guy he's been almost-something with for the last five years can't seem to get enough of him. That first summer of Steve's new body after a productive winter, Steve shows up to the first group swim day with shorts just this side of too tight, tortoiseshell glasses, and a hearty chest covered in hair and Eddie very promptly trips on nothing and stays there on the ground for a full 7 minutes coming to terms with Steve's unprecedented levels of hotness.

[allpiesforourown]

Over the garden wall au where binghe and shen yuan are best friends who have a near death experience and end up in a strange new land called the unknown proud Immortal Demon Way.

Shen Yuan is geeking out over all the plants and creatures, but Binghe is more wary of this world.. why is it that everytime they meet someone new, they kotow to binghe and call him "lord luo"??

[thedaselcor]

(tone note: I am answering this as if I am an angry surface dwarf, I am not personally angry at O)

They might if Orzammar weren't so shit surfaces. Get with the times, gramps.

#yes I said it #Bhelen broke promises #Orzammar must fall for dwarven freedom #surfacer pride #brand pride #you brought it on yourself

kids these days don’t know what it’s like to get fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar

[crispythehubcoon]

I feel a bit disconnected from the community right now-- rotumblr blogs, reblog this post to receive one or more asks, either anons or from my characters! Put in the tags if you have a preference, or if you prefer not to rp with villains or fallers (I have a few of those)

[hyngx]

movie night with the foxes 🦊

>< unfiltered under cut !!

+ my friend's reaction

[ochiody]

do you ever just

[acornsandacorns]

Caretaker held A’s hand back at they were about to shake whumpee awake.

“Let them rest,” Caretaker whispered, not even looking up at A. They just continued to softly gaze at whumpee’s sleeping form, swaddled up in blankets.

A furrowed their eyebrows and shook their head, “but we need whumpee right now—”

“And whumpee needs rest right now. You can wake whumpee up later. But for now? Let them sleep,” Caretaker cut A off, their voice slightly firmer. They then looked up at A with an unreadable expression on their face, “I’m sure you guys can handle a day or two without whumpee.”

A didn’t respond to Caretaker, they just stared down at them with an annoyed expression before letting out a scoff and walking out of the room. Caretaker sighed and looked back down at whumpee’s sleeping form, carefully brushed some hair out of their face.

“Some days I really do wonder how you manage all this…” Caretaker murmured, their expression growing concerned.

One day or another, caretaker is most certainly going to have a…talk with the others about how reliant they are on Whumpee.

[ourbirthfics]

all i want is to be kidnapped, tied up in someone's basement and bred as much as possible is that so much to ask?

[nikooo-whathehell]

FUCK star-crossed lovers trope. It's time for double stars lovers trope NOW.

The "only you can show me this",

the "you are my partner",

the "you were never broken",

the "we finish this together",

the "because I promised you".

[theorionsound-fanblog]

"the triviabot looks like this" okay yeah it does but what if it looked like oli. what if it was just a bit more humanoid. and had metal hair. blonde. with roots. what if. okay. just. what if.

[th3wizardoz]

This scene but as Jayvik

[yan-springlove]

And what if I think about crackshipping Jinx with the alternate universe Powder, hm? What then??

[atmonie]

Whitepine!Purpled.... But i made him into a skin

Ohhh hes so dumb

[havuskura]

poni!